Ashi's Tale of Woe

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Jug
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Ashi's Tale of Woe

Post by Jug » Wed 23.11.2005, 19:45

In looking through some of the character dumps I stumbled across this gem.

It's Ashi's character dump, the final messages tell a tale of the utmost bad luck.  

[pre]
 Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman grunts with pain.
 Target Selected.
 Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman grunts with pain.
 Target Selected.
 Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman grunts with pain.
 Target Selected.
 Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman grunts with pain.
 You see a Violet Mushroom.
 Dyna bumps into you.
 You switch places with Dyna.
 You cannot run in that direction.
 [Ashi] woot
 Dyna has slain Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman.
 Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman was slain by Saucerors.
 You found a trap!
 You fall into a spiked pit!
 You are impaled on poisonous spikes!
 You have been given a light cut.
 You are poisoned!
 You die.
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The moral?  Never jump up and down in celebration after slaying a unique, unless you are sure you are not stood on a trap ! ;-)

The full dump is here.

- Jug

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Re: Ashi's Tale of Woe

Post by Warrior » Thu 24.11.2005, 04:43

Thats the funniest stuff I've seen in a while  :D
-- Mangband Project Team Member

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